Why Poop Jokes Never Go Out of Style
A short cultural defense of the oldest joke format humanity refuses to flush away.
The Magnificent, Underrated, Life-Changing Power of Fiber
Fiber doesn’t trend. It doesn’t have a celebrity spokesperson. It just quietly keeps everything moving — and does more for your health than anything in a $60 bottle.
Leave No Trace (Except Your Dog Does): Why Not Picking Up Is the Worst
A trail-side manifesto for everyone who has ever stepped in something they shouldn’t have. Yes, we’re looking at you.
Why the Internet Desperately Needs DoodyPoo.com
A totally serious philosophical argument for why this domain is the missing piece of human civilization.
Top 5 Things to Read While on the Toilet
We've done the research so you don't have to. Your bathroom sessions are about to get a whole lot more productive.
A Brief History of the 💩 Emoji
From Japanese mobile carriers to global icon — how a cartoon pile of poo conquered the world.